Yeah, I'm down with Jesus.
|Complete stranger:||Do you go to church?|
|Me:||Uh yeah, yeah I do.|
|Complete stranger:||Oh, well could I interest you in coming to my Bible fellowship on Fridays?|
|Me:||My Fridays are pretty busy, actually.|
|Complete stranger:||Around five o'clock?|
|Complete stranger:||Which church do you go to?|
|Me:||South Berkeley Community Church.|
|Complete stranger:||And how long have you been going there?|
|Me:||About a year.|
|Complete stranger:||Oh. Well, have a nice day.|
I don’t mean to denigrate anyone who wants to go to law school. It’s a good idea for you. Seriously. Probably.
|Dad:||Is that your yellow sweater in the back of the car?|
|Me:||Please, you think I wear yellow?|
|Dad:||I don't know how metrosexual you are.|
Property is the objectivized presence of subjectivity.
I just saw a guy riding his bike down Oxford screaming Shins lyrics. Bears.
So this girl brought brownies to class...
|Girl 1:||Oh my god, who brought these brownies?|
|Girl 2:||[raises hand] I did...|
|Girl 1:||These are SO good. They're chewy and gooey and... [makes a sound that I suppose indicates satisfaction]|
|Girl 2:||I'm glad you like them.|
|Girl 1:||It's just so hard to get good homemade brownies, you know?|
|Girl 2:||Yeah, I took them out of the oven when the box told me to.|
Observations on John Neumeier’s Nijinsky
- Shirts are for straight people.
- If you want to get someone’s attention, stop, drop, and roll.
- Enormous rings of light suspended above the stage probably have little symbolic function, if any.
- In a pinch, Shostakovich symphonies work as stand-ins for Stravinsky ballets.